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I figure if you are going to buy a compression shirt, you might as well go with superhero compression shirts over the boring run of the mill gear.
They are especially great if you have a beer gut or are slightly lacking in the muscle department because you have just started training…
The cleverly designed superhero musculature will help to cover up those horrible unsightly curves. 😉
They will also probably look quite good on you if you already have the body of a superhero I guess, but I am speaking from a personal point of view… I’ll stick to what I know, and what I know is that a design with superhero muscles all over it is going to be the best compression shirt to hide fat.
Hmm…
Perhaps I should ask somebody to create a professor X compression shirt just for me instead so I can confidently wheel myself around the gym looking like Charles Xavier and not have to worry about it at all.
Anyway, enough about me. Let’s take a look at the 13 most popular men’s superhero compression shirts list.
Any guesses which DC or Marvel compression shirt is the most popular?
Oh, and by the way, yes… Some of these characters are DC and not Marvel. It’s a mistake I am ashamed of, but I have learned to forgive myself.
The latest in by the way…
If you are looking for an Avengers Endgame compression shirt GO HERE.
Here are the 13 best superhero compression shirts
13. Incredible Hulk compression shirt
At #13 we have the beast that all lifting brands want to use as their mascot!
Yes, you too can look like a behemoth around normal puny humans with the Incredible Hulk Compression shirt on your mahoosive torso.
This one is perfect for the hulking great bodybuilders out there. Your gym rat buddies will be green with envy when they see it. Probably.
Maybe not right for you if you are the marathon type though huh? (Check out the Flash compression shirt if that’s your bag.)
Hulk quotes to yell while training
Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Dr. David Bruce Banner
Hulk, SMASH!
The Hulk
And let’s not forget the classic…
RAAAAAAARRGH!
The Hulk
12. Wolverine compression shirt
In 12th place, we have a complete copout… kinda.
Yes, we couldn’t find an X-Men compression shirt with Wolverine on it at first unfortunately so we included this. But you’ll…. erm…
…honestly look just like him in this Wolverine compression shirt…
…which is sort of more of a vest. (It is a compression vest, however, so not all bad news.)
We recommend just getting a bit of blood, dirt, and sweat on it so it looks really authentic.
And it’s probably worth thinking about taping some scissors to the back of your fists so there is no mistaking who you’re meant to be.
Sorry about that, I’ll try harder on the next in our lineup of superhero compression tees.
UPDATE: I take it all back, I managed to find this a second Wolverine superhero workout shirt.
Alright, I found one shirt and the pathetic replica vest tops!
Wolverine Quotes To Yell While training
If you cage the beast, the beast will get angry!
Wolverine
The pain lets you know you’re still alive.
Wolverine
11. Deadpool compression shirt
This is the compression shirt Deadpool actually wore in the movie…
OK…
Not really but it’s the only dead cool, Deadpool compression shirt Deadpool would be seen dead in.
Try saying that ten times fast!
What do compression shirts do for dead people anyway while we’re on the subject? :-/
Deadpool quotes to yell while training
Daddy needs to express some rage.
Deadpool
I’m touching myself tonight.
Deadpool
10. Iron Man compression shirt
So just to be clear, we are not talking about a triathlon ironman compression shirt (as in for the races specifically), but rather the Marvel character ‘Iron Man’. (The dude who fell out with Captain America.)
Had to get that out of the way as I wouldn’t want anyone buying stuff that isn’t specifically made for what they need. :-/
Anyway, to launch back into my terrible salesy type chatter…
Yes, you too can look like an arms dealing oversized can of tomato soup with this frighteningly realistic-looking Iron Man compression shirt.
Iron man quotes to yell while training
Give me a scotch. I’m starving.
Tony Stark
A wise man once asked, ‘Is it better to be feared or respected?’ I say, is it too much to ask for both?
Iron Man
9. Thor compression shirt
The main problem with this superhero compression shirt?
It doesn’t come with Mjolnir, the indestructible hammer that allows you to fly and stuff… Gutted!
Ah well, that’s life. You never know, however, if you buy the Thor compression shirt and stand around in the gym with your hand out, Mjolnir just might fly into your hand with a bit of luck.
Let us know in the comments if it works out for you.
In (what I think were) the words of Odin…
Whosoever wears this Thor compression shirt, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.
Odin… probably
Thor quotes to yell While training
This mortal form grows weak. I require sustenance!
Thor
Oh no, this is Earth, isn’t it?
Thor
8. Green Lantern compression shirt
Don’t take this the wrong way, but…
Ooh… Nice ring!
Much like Thors hammer, this Green Lantern compression shirt unfortunately doesn’t come with a power ring that does all sorts of neat stuff.
The ring actually harnesses the power of will, and is considered one of the most powerful weapons in the Marvel universe.
You already have plenty of will though right? you’re training regularly and stuff so…
Who needs a lousy power ring?
Green Lantern quotes to yell while training
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let all who worship evil’s might, beware my power, Green Lantern’s light!
Green Lantern
The ring turns thought into reality. It’s limits are only what you can imagine.
Green Lantern
7. The Flash compression shirt
For the runners among you who are also fans of the fastest man alive (Usain Bolt), why not try out ‘The Flash’ compression shirt for size?
Wearing this particular Marvel compression shirt guarantees you will run much faster if you really concentrate and train really hard for a few years.
For the evil among you (watch out for that Punisher character!) who hate the Flash, Zoom compression shirts are also available.
Flash quotes to yell while training
Sometimes great possibilities are right in front of us but we don’t see them because we choose not to.
The Flash
Life doesn’t give us purpose, we give life purpose.
The Flash
6. The Punisher compression shirt
The rather serious looking chap on the right (or below if you’re on a mobile device perhaps?) who looks like he wants to punish you, is modeling the XiaoM T-Shirts Punisher compression shirt.
A guy with nothing left to lose is pretty dangerous. The sort of dude you want to bump into in a dark alley if you are a wrongdoer eh?
Now go punish the iron!
Punisher quotes to yell while training
Those who do evil to others – the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists – you will come to know me well.
The Punisher
Si vis pacem, para bellum – If you want peace, prepare for war.
The Punisher
5. Captain America compression shirt
If you are a sickeningly nice, clean cut, law abiding person, then the long sleeve Captain America compression shirt is for you!
Simply don the super hero compression shirt and then seek out people who are seriously punching out of your weight division and fight them, just because they tell lies or something else bad.
Yes, wearing this heroic piece of gear, you too can reenact Civil War in your local gym.
For those who prefer Bucky (or just fancy themselves as a semi-immortal Soviet assassin) over old cap’, there is also a Captain America Winter Soldier compression shirt also available.
Captain quotes to yell while training
I could do this all day.
Captain America
“When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world…
…No, you move.”
Captain America
4. Batman compression shirt
The Dark Knight, one of the few mere mortals who has gone toe to toe with Superman…
Crazy bastard!
Anyway…
Where the hell is Robin these days, by the way, anyone know?
Please holler out any sighting in the comments, even if it is just because you found his gravesite.
Batman quotes to yell while training
I’m not afraid, I’m angry.
Batman
Batman has no limits!
Batman
3. Black Panther compression shirt
Get one of these bad boy superhero workout shirts on and align yourself with the great panther god ‘Bast’.
Hey, put your claws away!
I’m not saying the shirt will grant you acute senses, enhanced strength, speed, agility, stamina, durability, healing, and reflexes, but hey…
No harm in letting your imagination run wild when you stand in front of the mirror in this sleek Black Panther compression shirt now is there?
Black Panther quotes to yell while training
Better to die as men… than to live as slaves!
King T’Challa
Smart leaders never underestimate people. They always see what they are capable of.
King T’Challa
2. Spiderman compression shirt
Fancy yourself as a bit of a web-slinger?
Then you’re probably more on the gymnastics side of things with regards to your training perhaps? But… maybe not.
Either way, if your a spidey fan, here’s the perfect long sleeve superhero compression shirt for ya.
Just don’t act too stuck up because you look so good in this thing. Get it… “Stuck up?” *Groan
Spiderman quotes to yell while training
Who am I? I’m Spider-Man!
Spiderman
Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.
Spiderman
And the Marvel & DC superhero compression shirts award goes to…
(Drumroll please)
1. Superman compression shirt
Yep, you probably guessed it right? (Even if the big picture here didn’t give it away.)
Here is the most popular of our compression superhero shirts…
Faster than a speeding bullet, able to jump over small skyscrapers and all that…
Da, da, da, da, daaaa… daaa, da, da… da, da, da, da, daaaa… da, da, daaaAAHHH!
The Superman compression shirt.
Hands up who didn’t want to be like Superman when they were a kid?
Anyways, we first picked out the silver and black Superman compression shirt over the regular red and blue color tees because, well…
You want to be a little different, don’t you? And anyway, it can double as a superboy compression shirt if you are a fan of the Titans!
Well… If not then here’s a pretty snazzy looking blue and red Superman long sleeve compression shirt.
Up! Up! and away!
Superman quotes to yell while training
So many of our dreams seem impossible, they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will they soon become inevitable.
Superman
The ‘Amazing’ can only be created by facing fear, risk, and failure during the process.
Superman
Did we miss your favorite DC or Marvel compression shirt?
Yep, it wouldn’t surprise us at all. We miss quite a lot.
Let us know in the comments which superhero compression tops you would like to see included.
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